How can I do a month of moustache features without mentioning Something's Hiding in Here?? They make they classic moustache on a stick, and have inspired a million renditions of their hilarious disguise.

Their customers seem to be delightfully kooky as well, I loved looking through their gallery of moustachioed customers. These guys are famous for making really high quality goods, and I don't think you could find a finer moustache on a stick anywhere.