As promised, here's the new beard I debuted in my shop today! I'm calling it "The Five-o-clock Shadow". I wanted to include a sightly more affordable beard in the shop, and this one seems to fit the bill! Here's hoping you all dig it.

Creating the listing for this one was more difficult that usual. I got kinda goofy at the end, and had to cut out a few lines about how this beard will make your life 10 times better. I think I wrote something like, "Potential side effects of wearing this beard: free drinks, thumbs up in the grocery store checkout line, finding twenty dollar bills in old pants pockets, etc.


Also, I deliberated for a full five minutes about whether to include this photo in the listing. It's helpful to see how the sides look, but my ear looks... weird. It occurs to me that I should worry less about how my ear looks, and worry more about the potential repercussions of posting photos of myself in beards on the internet. Maybe this is why I'm not having much luck finding jobs?