Tiny Showcase tipped me off to this gem:
"1. You email Keith Shore a bearded photo.
2. Keith Shore paints you a 5" x 7" acrylic and ink portrait on an archival Arches Cold-Pressed 140lb archival paper.
3. Keith Shore emails you a scan of the piece for approval.
4. You send Keith Shore $200 bucks.
5. Keith Shore mails you what might just be the greatest portrait you or a loved one has or ever will receive.
6. The end."
Officially on my Christmas list.